You have to feel sorry!

You have to feel sorry for the two trailers at Ambleside Sports when after making a miss on the fell rang for a lift from Grasmere to Ambleside. Then, being in dead zone were not aware that the lift wasn’t forthcoming and ended up walking home.

Perhaps the lift decided that two chaps wet, and bedraggled carrying a trail rag wasn’t the thing for a clean car, then again they could have got on the bus if the driver had no sense of smell.

True! A lady scouting the road for the Dean trails was ‘taken Short’ and as she went behind a bush , somebody , who shall remain nameless, slapped her bare bum with a nettle. Ouch!