The Old ones are the best.

Ian better known as Sqawky ( don’t know why?) “How is Kinniside running”

“Ok” She is fourteenth out of Twelve ” Cleator Moor mathematics !

” Tony , how did the hounds run ”

Seventh , Eighth and ninth, he replied .

How many ran?

Nine!

Who stopped at the chippie in Shap on Sunday and waited an hour to be served.

Could have gone home and back in that time. No Rhyme or reason.

Oh yes and the remainder of the song.

Two wheels on my wagon and I’m just rolling along, Cuckoo Lane is after me and I’m  singing a happy song.

One wheel on my wagon or should that be my truck I’m stuck in a field on Dubbs Lane and I don’t give a F***.

No wheels on my wagon and I’m still rolling along I don’t care if I am late ‘cos i’m singing a song with my Best Mate.