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Another blog from Baz.

07 Jul 2017

When does a Hooligan become a Lunatic,an odd sort of question you may think, if you want the answer then ask the Gypsy Queen

She might answer she might not , all-in I think No- comment!

Imagine Dennis Reay and Caroline Graham disappearing into the undergrowth at Ward Hall, Dennis (forward) Caroline (backwards)Only to emerge almost immediately – ” roven to bits”.

One or two Cockermouth  lads had a go about the dog produce trails, nothing wrong with that, so now its my turn ” what was going on at Ward Hall on Tuesday “. That was a FP Golden at its best.

Hound of the week” Little Messy run four  won three all at Helton , two AI and a Restricted.

Co-incidence ! Maidens at Windermere Duncan wins with My Way, Tony  is second with “Proper”. Draw for 200 club ,next to take part. winner Duncan and Amy, second Tony. what price that happening!

Steven Fincher came to Ward Hall on Thursday, the former chair of the Aspatria and Wigton area informed me that on being checked for a new hip , he was told that one leg was two inches shorter than the other. now that has solved the problem when he used to lay trails , as to why he went around in circles!”

Again!  What mixture are you using ? It’s this new mixture that’s to blame ! what new mixture , the rule states Paraffin and Aniseed and has done since conception. nothing new hounds hunt aniseed.

Frequently asked !”I can’t smell the mixture,” i you can smell it after it has been laid then it is two strong.

Why doesn’t my hands and clothes smell of the mixture like it did many years ago.

Answer: the smell on your person after laying a trail in the past was the smell of the steep which the rags were kept. There was no rule to say rags must be kept in official steep therefore the trail rags used were kept in , to put it politely , anything that was soluble with paraffin and the number one suspect was urine, together with sump oil. TVO  .diesel, maiden’s water and there weren’t any official rags so the promoter had the choice of either using his own or borrowing from Tom ,Dick .or Harry.

Hence you only ran your hounds where the particular mixture suited them.

When the trailer went for a pint afterwards he cleared the pub out, especially when he went straight there without washing.

You smell like you’ve P******* yourself ” said a stranger.

“It’s not mine ” was the reply  It’s somebody else’s.

 

 

 

Championships Sept 21ST.

25 Jun 2017

SENIORS

ENDURE                      17   6   3   1   0   1

JENNY’S AURA            12   1   5   3   1 3

MARLI                             8   6   0   1   2   1

PERSIAN BAY                 6   8   5    3   1  1

WASHINGTON                6   7   9   9  4   6

THORN FIRE                   6   3   0   1   0  3

BEDAZZLED                    6   2   0   1   4   0

JENNY’S  DELIGHT         5  10  2   3   2  3

PRUDENCE                      5   5   2    2   1  1

SAMBUCA                         5   4    3   3  2  0

TOMMY’S LEGACY           4   3   4   4   1  0

ARIZONA                           4   2   5   5   3  2

TRY AGAIN                        3   2   6   0   1   0

TRY TIME                           3   2   2   4   2   0

OVERWATER ARNIE         3   1   1   2   1   1

SONG BIRD                        3   0  1    1   0   2

MITERDALE COPPER        2   3   5   1   6   3

QUIET OTTER                     2   3   4   3   4  2

BUBLE                                  2   2   1  0   3   1

MENORAH                            2   1   4  2   1   2

JENNY’S ROSE                      2   0    0  1  2   0

FREE SPIRIT                          2   0   0   0   1  0

GENERAL JAMES                  1  5   0  1    1   2

LADYBIRD                                1   3   4    1   2  4

DEBRA                                      1   2    3   3   0   1

LIZ                                              1    2   5   1   3   4

THORN DANCER                       1   2   1   2   1   1

QUIET LINNET                           1   2   0   2   0   0

KINNISIDE JOE                          1   1    3    3   4 1

KENMORE                                   1   1    3    2   0  2

EXPLORE                                     1   1   3   1   5   1

BEWITCHED                                 1   0   2   2   3    0

EDEN ROSSI                                 1   1  0    2   1   1

ECLIPSE                                        1   0   3    1   2   3

OVERWATER ROGER                 1   0   1   0   2    0

QUEEN                                           1   0   2   3   3   1

WILLOW BAY                                 1    0   0   1   1   0

MITERDALE  STEEL                      1  0   0    2     0   0

 

 

 

JUNIOR CHAMPIONSHIP.

MITERDALE SHADOW                  33   1   4   2   4    3

HUNTSMAN’ S MAJOR                  32    6    6   0   0   2

CRAZY                                            10    4   2   0   1   5

RED WILL                                         8   7   3   4   2   7

RIO                                                    6  11  4   4  0   3

OVERWATER STANLEY                  6   4   3  4   3   2

BLACK LEGEND                               6   17  6   7  3   3

DEL BOY                                           4   2   3   3   4   2

MYSTERY BOUND                           4   2   3   1   2   6

NIKITA                                               3   5   6   3   2    3

JENNY’S BREEZE                            3  8   6   2   4   4

HAWKSWOOD                                  2   5   2    6   7   5

OVERWATER GEMINI                      2   2   2   1    1   1

FOXPARKE GOLDEN BALLS –         2   2   4    6   9   2

HUNTSMAN’S MIST                           2  1    4   3   3   5

FOXPARKE BILLY ELLIOT                1   1   4   0    0  2

STEEL END                                        1   1   2   3   4   2

 

 

 

 

International Trails at Spadeadam Farm.

24 Jun 2017

Seniors 1 Endure 2 Denton Return 3 Tate 4 Jenny’s Delight Washington 6 Test.. Time 29.00 23 Ran. Also Ran – Arizona- Buble Cool Enough – Explore – Huntsman’s Jewel – Jenny’s Aura – Marli – Miterdale Copper – Overwater Roger – Queen – Sambuca – Silver Dusk – Strider – Try Time – Tynemouth – Ash tree

 

 

Special Tommy’s Legacy.

 

 

Senior Maidens 1 Lone Rebel 2 Miterdale Proper 3 Fire Bolt 4 Deepdale Frank 5 Eagle Priya 6 Mr Houdini . 47 Ran Time 30.18.

Special  Hi Jack

Open Juniors 1 Huntsman’s Major 2 Black Legend 3 Rio 4 Spring Rascal 5 Cuchulainn 6 Castle Clansmen. 17 Ran Time 18.28,Also Ran. Crazy – Del boy – Fire Star – Foxparke Golden Balls – Nikita – Overwater Gemini – Overwater Stanley – Pirate Jake – Red Will –

 

Special Miterdale Shadow

 

 

Junior Maidens 1 Steel End 2 Provincial 3 Jenny’s Breeze 4

Kinniside Meg 5 Atlas 6 Blue Solo . 24 Ran Time 19.24.AlsoRan. Atlas – Class Bojangles-Foxparke Billy Elliot -Foxparke

Special  Kinniside Molly

 

Open Restricted.1 Kenmore 2 Thorn Fire 3 Denton Eclipse 4 Shamballa 5 Canny Mover 6 Westgate Autumn. 46 Ran Time 17.25

Special . Quiet Otter, Also Ran Amber Oscar- Ben 10 -Bewitched – Black- Eyed – Boy – Black Mist – Chavenel – Cracking On – Dawn – Debra – Delta Shimmer – Delta Sparkle – Donna’s Pride – EDen Rocco – Eden Rossi- Fire Light – Foxparke Homeward Dude –  Foxparke invisible – Foxparke Saucy Nancy – Foxparke  Mamma Mary – Hutton Molly – Jenny’s Choice – Jenny’s Rose – Kaiser Sosa –  Marlou – Menorah – Misha – Mr Ant – Paloma Faith – Persian Sky – Razzle Dazzle – Red Hot Bob – Silverbelle – Summer Rose – Sweet Harmony – Tynedale – Summer Rumour – Breeze – Adventure

Veterans 1 Westgate Belle 2 Artisan 3 Border Jasmine 4 Gambler  5 Free Spirit 6 Keystone. 21 Ran Time 18.18. Also Ran. Border

Glory- Canny Girl – Class Mcara – Cleveland – Eagle Chic – Huntsman’s Hope – Hutton Toyah – Kerrymore – Quiet Linnet – Skiddadle – What look – Spring Rhythmn- Talisman- Black Eyed Pea.

Special Gonzofast.

Sale of Hound Trailing annuals.

21 Jun 2017

Sale of Hound Trailing Annuals;

1961 -62-63-64-67-68-69     £3 each  All Sold

74-75-77-78                          £3 each

81-82-83-84-86-87-88-89-    £ 2 each

90 – 94-95-97-98-9- £ 2 each

00  02 03 04 05 07 08 09 – 11-12 13 14 – £2 each

Championship tables ( JuLY 6th)

18 Jun 2017

SENIOR CHAMPIONSHIP.

ENDURE                             12   4   3   0   0   1

MARLI                                    5   2   0    1  1   1

JENNY’S DELIGHT                4   6   0    0   1  1

PRUDENCE                           4   4   2   2   0   0

THORN FIRE                           4   3   0   1    0   1 (more…)

Baz’s WeEkly bLOg.

11 Jun 2017

This is Baz’s weekly blog if you wish to complain about it’s contents then complain to the HTA Chairman and this downright, degrading column will be ‘ put down’ . Then Again if you don’t like this sort of fun approach , tongue in cheek , report then ! don’t read it !

Took the latest acquisitions (two Pups) to Keswick trails and Neil Brown , taking one look at them said ‘ It looks like we will have to run extra non-winners trails next season ‘ The Cheek ‘

Another surprise , the road to Latrigg  in better condition than the M6. Don’t expect Dubbs Lane to be tarmacked.!!!

Jimmy Batty is in the blog again after backing Jenny’s Aura to win at Coniston, saw his hopes dashed as she ‘went to water’ and was passed by————————-  ‘ Ladybird’ owned by Jimmy Batty, you can’t make it up! and at the same venue after the first two hounds had gone behind the judge, the owner of the winner ( a maiden) this was a restricted trail, asked ,after being told you have won, to look in the camera! ( jokingly ???).

Driving- Kendal- If you were my husband and drove like this I would ask you to stop and let me out, ” If you were my wife , I’d stop and kick you out! Just joking Steph?

And similarly   at lazonby -” I will scout with you as long as you wear a seatbelt and drive slowly” —  quote John Grizedale , passenger with his eyes shut !

When asked if he was going out tonight to celebrate the hounds win Jack replied ” when the hound wins I have a dozen pints and when it gets beat I just have twelve”. Crazy but true!

 

Baz’s weakly blog

30 May 2017

I praised Caroline’s navigational and driving skill’s but oh to soon.

Monday evening,after passing two signs indicating the A66 closed at Bassenthwaite ,  drove up to the barrier and uttered the words  ” the bloody road’s shut ” Now it didn’t take a lot to realise that a large sign saying Road Closed plus the two diversional signs previous meant  ” No you can’t go this way” . Turn Left , which she did,on the wrong side of the blue arrow ,”so what “!!

It rained  a laal bit on Saturday , the roads were flooded in a matter of minutes and anybody caught outside was soon wet through – and who had to run from one car to another ‘ Laal Pat’and when she reached the back door of the car,. it was locked and in the few seconds she was delayed she was soaked , T – shirt and competition  come to mind.

A few bob was invested on Kinniside Meg in the pup trail at Bridekirk. “What’s the difference between Meg, Molly, and Mell , I asked , the answer ” Meg ” is the one with the money on it .

Is it mine or is it yours – the question asked between Denis and Emily when litter sisters – Overwater Gemini and Hawkswood were running at Kendal and one of them trotted over the line and stood in front of the two owners who hadn’t a clue who’s hound it was.

The winner – Overwater Wood.!!!

Puzzled looks – the numerous people on the leaps road waiting for the senior hounds at Croasdale to cross- with no communication it was a  while before the “penny dropped” perhaps they aren’t coming .

Question? Why was a certain lady leaving the field early on Monday – reason – call of nature. But ! she fell over and lost her specs . No Names ,you’re secret’s safe – JULIE!

Our former Chairman , forever sprightly ,was called on to be a catcher at Kendal, he caught first, second  third fourth fifth and sixth and he got them right.

 

 

 

 

Baz’s monthly blog weekly

17 May 2017

The Kinniside boys were under pressure at Kirkland , Spot was missing , Tony was travelling the countryside in the white van.

,Tony was getting agitated  “i’ll  have to get back to the field I’ve got five hounds in the back and they are in the next two trails.

Handing out membership receipts at Low Place , had to ask “who is this chap called Kenny and where does he live, it says Askam on the receipt.”

You will have a long walk Baz He lives in Ireland.

Tote at Low Place for a bit of entertainment – took five minutes to explain how it operates , who to – none other than perennial gambler Jud Booth.

Challenge on the hill at Lazonby – Is it possible to roll Nicola McMaster down the slope.?

A penny for your thoughts! James Irving as “Stanley” ,for the second time in a week ,disappeared into the Lazonby forest.

With reference to Crazy – I was giving a Patsy Cline rendition at Rusland – when Somebody “piped Up ” ” you should be on the stage Baz” ———-preferably with a sweeping brush “

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