Baz’s October blog.

Into the final month and, with the Senior Championship settled , we still have an intriguing battle for the junior honours.

Will it be Persian bay or Sky, Daisy Dream, Huntsman’s Kraka, Arizona ,Lone Rebel, Thorn Dancer.

Who Knows?

Saying of the week- As one farmer (ish) said to his lady companion ‘ By gum lass thou’s put some weight on’

She replied ‘ That’s not very nice and you  are not so thin  thyself !

Not nice’ he said ‘I could have said thou was gitting  fat.’

No names but if he had a hound it would be called p*** pot.

By the way we all wish Alec Steele a speedy recovery from his horrific accident.

Seaton on Tuesday received a text from Tony Irving relating to ”a good piece of shepherding’

He rounded them up and put them in the right field – as the saying goes .

When there’s a problem ‘ Who do you call? you call Fireman Sam!

Superstition and Sparrowmire Angel are brother and sister , just a slight balls up!

Talking to two visitors at Kirkstone ,when Helen came up and paid to come in, as it was after the first trail she was charged two pounds, one of the visitors said ‘we have just arrived and it cost us three pound’ . talk your way out of that Baz!

Just returned from re- surfacing dubs lane.

Wendy and Russ were the whiteliners and thanks for their input and I apologise to Wendy ,as she was  completing her task- I bent down and ‘trumped’ . right angle ,right distance, perfectly timed and executed with flare and imagination . lol.

Performance of the week – Seniors Low Place -Rooster , Jack was’ cock – a -hoop’ and then realised it will not be a maiden next season.

I knew I’d left something behind – Night Vision’s lead- JOE!

Another one in Hospital – Tommy Newall ,apparently going bionic, we wish him well and the WD 40 is on its way!