Snippets from the week.

Jim Bob Batty has lost his house keys and on the same ring ,the safe keys. But according to Jim , there is nothing in the safe and what’s more nothing in the house. If you have any information regarding this please ring Norman as Jim Bob has lost his phone.

Mobile phone kept ringing then went dead when answered, recalled the unknown number, no reply. At Bridekirk it rang again a number of times amd was now beginning to p*** me off.  ” somebody is ringing this mobile and I’m going to —–“just then a titter of laughter from the next car and who is on the phone ‘  Abrahams , grinning like a Cheshire cat– 1-0 ,watch this space !.

Got called Lewis after taking a young lady to watch the hounds cross on Monday at Croasdale, That’s rich coming from somebody who careered down the middle of Dunmail Raise soon after passing her test, as her passenger remarked ‘ never again’!

Quote from MIke Wilding after Bobby had won the non – winners at Westward – ” Look Out we are on a roll”. God Loves a trier!

If strictly wants some more contestants then look no further than Victor Sylvestor aka Brian ( Popeye) Graham.

The first shall be last and the last shall be first- hound trailing proverb that applied to Flawless , last at Ennerdale first at  Lowick- just goes to show!